Looking for someone to manage the business?

Hey! Hi!

My name is Dik.

I’m 24 years old, single. 

I’m a businessman without a business.

I finished mechanical engineering but doesn’t seem to know what to do with it.

A scholar, quizzer, cumlaude, 4th placer in the board exam but still doesn't seem to know what to do with it.

People say I’m a handsome and sexy guy. I definitely know what to do with it.
I believe them.

I know how to process a feathered live chicken or duck into a freshly cooked hot meat for dinner.

I’m planning to do something, not a routine. I think a business would be cool, a big business to make it even more exciting. I don’t have one right now.  If you have one and you need a general manager, I will be happy to experiment on the business. I don’t have any experience handling a business before. If you pick me, you either take the risk of having your business go bankrupt or see your profits skyrocket. I expect and prefer to choose the latter.

My email:

cold_warm23@yahoo.com

Thanks. Have a cool day.