swap my nokia 6680 with dogs shihtzu,maltese,poodle or mixed

Hi. Is there anyone interested to swap or trade their pet dog with my new nokia 6680, 3G, Dual cam,1.3 MP. Scratchless, Complete, All original. Comes with Unit, charger, 1GB RS-MMC, Crystal Case, Silicon Case, USB Cable, CD... worth 14,000 pesos. Selling it for 11,500 pesos. Trade with Male or Female Shih tzu / Maltese / Poodle. Mixed Breeds Accepted Male worth 6,500 Female worth 7,500. Pure Breeds are accepted too Male worth 8k, Female 9.5k. Just Add cash (Konti lang naman-for a low-end phone) Just Subtract it to the 11,500 lang. I prefer babies, Less than 3 months. Coz I wanna take care of them and see them grow up. Also, i would like to buy him/her those cute dresses and bags. Preferably with papers na coz i wanna bring them at Singapore for vacation wd my family. Kung wala, please teach me how to get one naman. Hope someone would be interested. I'm sacrificing my phone for a pet.. I love dogs xe.. I just cant afford one coz i'm only a student.. Hope someone would reply.. Thanks!