Baklang lalake panu mo huhulaan? Philippines

siguro painan nyo ng mga nude photos.  halo ang picture ng lalake at babae.. then pagmasdan nyo ang magiging reaksyon nya hehehe

siguro pumipilantik yung kamay.. or hagisan mo ng ipis.. tapos bigla tumalon at sumigaw ng DARNA! wahahaha

again, hiramin ko uli yun line ni jmx (hirap na baka ma-accused ako ng plagiarism nu?)

• pag lagi sumasabay sayo pag ihi
• pag lagi ka nya inuuna sa tagay pag inuman
• pag lagi nakatapik sa balikat mo

at eto naman po yun sa akin:

• lagi nakikitulog sa inyo ang hinayupak
• nanghihiram ng brief mo
• lagi ka nya nililibre
• lagi naka smile sayo
• tinitext ka nya ng "g'nyt and swtdrms" at "gdam ingatz."

Kapag sumasali sa mga forums at ang gamit na username ay Superman2279us.

Haha! Pa kiss nga fafa Superman!

possible din kung ikaw ay babae. ikiss mo sya ng biglaan.

pag tinulak ka pakabig, lalake. 

pag tinulak ka palayo alam na.hehehe

You mean bad breath yung chick right? Hehe...

wahahaha cge kiss lang fafa jury..

malalaman mo sa tingin kung bading yong isang lalaki pag tinignan ka mula ulo hanggang paa. kasi pag lalaki sa lalaki pag nag ka tinginan o nag ka titigan parang snaban lang.

Try niyo ito gawin, kunwari may naapakan siya, sabihin mo:

"Tol, may naapakan ka!" ngayon kapag sa likod niya tiningnan paa niya -- bakla yun!

Kung sa harap niya tiningnan.. lalake yan.

^^

isa pa kapag kumakain ang lalake diba nandun lang ang focus niya sa food? Kapag bakla kasi patingin tingin pa, tska yung may baon na saging sa gym??!!! titingin muna sa paligid bago kumagat.

lol

NAku yung GYM instructor ko mahilig kumain ng saging.. at yung saging na latundan pa.. mag iingats na ko sa kanya wahahaha

Here... catch!

You Know You re Gay When

Author Unknown

You wear the appropriate underwear for each of your dates.
You understand the subtle differences between at least 20 brands of vodka.
You understand the immense importance of good (or bad) lighting.
You can be in a crowded bar and still spot a toupee from 50 yards away.
You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit and mean her bathing suit.
You can tell a woman she has lipstick on her teeth without embarrassing her.
No one expects you to kiss and not tell.
You can have naked pictures of men you know in your home.
You can have naked pictures of men you don t know in your home.
You can have naked pictures of men you don t know in your home and on your computer.
Unlike your women friends, you can hang out in men s locker room.
You understand why the good Lord created spandex.
You understand why the good Lord did not intend everyone to wear spandex.
You know the difference between a latte, cappuccino, cafe au lait and a macchiato. And if you don t, you know how to fake it.
You know how to get back at just about everyone.
Your pets always have great names.
Nobody expects you to change a tire.
You re the only guy who gets to do the "Cosmo" quizzes.
You know how to get a waiter s attention.
You only wear polyester when you mean to.
At any given instant, you can recite who was gay since the dawn of history.
You are, hands down, your nephew s and nieces favorite uncle.
You get to choose your family.
You can tell your sexual compatibility with a potential partner by the way he holds his drink.
You can smile to let someone know you can t stand them.
You wouldn t be caught dead in Hooters.
You can freeze an approaching bar troll twenty feet away.
You re good pals with women other people can t stand.
You ve always got an opinion, and don t mind sharing it.
You ve read the book, seen the movie, done the musical.
You know how to "air kiss".
You know exactly which cosmetic surgery to consider having and the perfect excuse to give people who ask where you ve been for two weeks.
You know how to dress strategically.
You know when to move out and move on.
You are the only one at the class reunion who looks better than you did in high school.
You ve got at least one framed picture of a pet.
You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn t necessarily an insult.
You wouldn t buy someone a mug for their birthday.
You know which wine to bring.
Sales clerks don t mess with you.
You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion.
You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade.
You ve just about defeated the accent you were born with.
You know the way to a man s heart is not necessarily through his stomach.
You choose the most fabulous greeting cards.
You know every film ever made with male frontal nudity.
You ve got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level.
You have the latest International Male catalog.
You wouldn t dream of dressing out of the latest International Male catalog.
You can be bitchy without anyone blaming it on biology.

pag kiss ang pagbati nya sa yo :))

mas mahinhin pa sakin! hahahahaha.. :))

hinihimas himas ang katawan kunwari nalalakihan sa katawan nang isang lalaki hehehe tapos sabihin ang laki nang katawan mo brad

tapos sinamahan na ng pulbos...

meganon???? meganitong thread ha.... ganda ng mga sagot ha....


Message appended on June 2, 2012 09:38AM
meganon???? meganitong thread ha.... ganda ng mga sagot ha....

kapag malambing ang tingin sa lalaki bading yun hehehe

meron bang baklang babae?

ang alam ko meron po.  sila yung mga babae na kilos bakla.

pag nagsabing "pare, pa-kiss naman..."

tama yung sabi ng isang kasulit, pag nagkatinginan at isnaban lang, parehong lalaki, pero pag nakipagtitigan at isa at mapungay ang mata, lagot na...