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posted August 14, 2012 06:38AM
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LolCommon Filipino Mistakes emoticon

1."Ale,pabiling COLGATE yung CLOSE UP"
-adik sa toothpaste?

2."Sarado mo pinto! Lalabas ang aircon!"
-Bonga ,may paa?

3."Yaya, salubungin mo school bus ni Junior"
-tama yan! magpasagasa ka .Q.Q

4."Anak tumabi ka sa sasakyan ah?"
-patayin ba ang anak?

5."Tinuka ako ng ahas"
-anu yun manok? may tuka?

6."My tonsil ako!"
-kami rin!

7."My Candy ako, ayaw mo?
-anu yan? special offer?

8."Tulog ka na ba?"
-malalaman mo pa kya yung oo?

9."Lowbat ako eh"
-di baterya krin?

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posted August 14, 2012 06:45AM
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  yong no.9  . . .ngayon lang naman yan

    kaya di common

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posted August 14, 2012 12:11PM
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hahaha parang tinamaan ako sa number 6..
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posted August 14, 2012 12:19PM
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Hahaha common nga, katuwa..
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posted August 14, 2012 12:25PM
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Eto ang very common nung kabataan namin:

"Bakit mo winala yung sapatos ko? Pag hindi mo hinanap yun - makikita mo sa akin."

Eh makikita ko pala sa kanya pag hindi ko hinanap, bakit ko pa hahanapin?

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posted August 14, 2012 01:21PM
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pabili pong pampers...ung huggies....hahahaha
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posted August 14, 2012 02:02PM
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hahahahha.. natawa naman ako! Haha :))
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posted August 14, 2012 02:12PM
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paxerox nga po.

di naman xerox yung brand ng copier.

Ganda ng armalite!

basta m16/m4, armalite na agad ang tawag at may baby, infant etc pa,

Pag caucasian, automatic na kano na yan.
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posted August 14, 2012 02:26PM
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Meron pa isa,

(Bibili ng softdrinks...)

"Pabili nga ng RC, yong malamig.."

 

Nye..Ansakit sa tummy ng mainit sa softdrinks. haha

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posted August 14, 2012 02:33PM
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bibili lang ng softdrink sabihin yung malamig eh malamig naman talaga kasi galing sa refrigerator.


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posted August 14, 2012 02:41PM
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Enzoo posted on August 14, 2012 02:33PM

bibili lang ng softdrink sabihin yung malamig eh malamig naman talaga kasi galing sa refrigerator.

TAMA! hahahaha

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posted August 14, 2012 02:48PM
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Mk636 posted on August 14, 2012 02:12PM


Pag caucasian, automatic na kano na yan.


pag pov  naman ng caucasian

pagnakakita ng asian, chinese na kagad. haha. 

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posted August 14, 2012 04:04PM
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eksena noon sa bahay....

nagluluto ng ulam ang nanay...

dumating c anak..nakitang nagluluto ng ulam ang nanay...

anak: "nay anu yan?ulam?"

nanay: "hindi!LASON!nakita mo na nga itatanong pa...hatawin kita ng sandok eh..."

...ahahaha..ganyan ang pinoy...basta pinoy...budoy...haha

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posted August 15, 2012 06:32AM
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haha agree ako sayo gomaveloria haha.!! kakatuwa nmn haha.!!
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posted August 15, 2012 07:43AM
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    noon sa  probinsya. . . .

        mga matatanda pag bumibili

             ang tanong agad. . .

      wala ba kayong sabon na perla

 

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posted August 15, 2012 09:07AM
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haha...relate na relate ba bosxace...???nyahaha...ganyan kame magnanay pag asa bahay aq eh..hahahaha
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posted August 15, 2012 09:23AM
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meron pa! kumain ka na!? sagot: busog pa ko!
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posted August 15, 2012 09:49AM
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Eto madalas dati sa bahay:

Yaya: Ate npamperan ko na po si baby... (ibig nya po sabihin, nalagyan na nya ng diaper (EQ brand) ung anak ko...)
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posted August 15, 2012 10:06AM
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Last time naman naubusan ako ng gas ng motor... Tinutulak ko hanggang gasoline station... Tanong sa akin nung matanda... "TINUTULAK MO?!".... sabi ko "hindi po, pinapasyal ko lang, naiinip kasi sa bahay."

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posted August 15, 2012 10:17AM
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Madalas naman pagkumakain ka sa pantry or canteen magisa biglang may magtatanong sa yo, "May nakaupo?"... sabay turo sa bakanteng upuan..hahaha nakakatakot... sixth sense?


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posted August 15, 2012 11:10AM
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sa jeep: manong para sa tabi....

..alanganamang sa para sa gitna??cge try mo pumara sa gitna para lalo magtrapik..sa gitna ng kalye kana din bumaba para maka expi ka makipagpatintero sa mga sasakyan..hahaha
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